Just found my signature page from six grade camp and I got so many phone numbers and emails and I never emailed or called a single one of them.
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
Just pumped out an essay I found out was due tonight in a little over an hour.
Wrote 4 pages of work. I think this is the most accidental extreme procrastination I have ever done.
Do you ever sit there and do something without thinking about it but once you finish you are so confused why you are so strange?
I just sat here ripping up a tortilla to eat while making noises to the rhythm of the song from a league of their own.
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Pretty amazing solar system watch.
From Van Cleef & Arpels… and apparently it was $240,000.